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For being a guy who is so checked out of the actual video game 8-bit revival...I am just a sucker for these.
|Does this picture make you angry? You might be an asshole.|
|Look lady. You want a boyfriend, I can get you a boyfriend right now.|
|Get some you block heads!|
|Sure must stink in that chase car...|
|Melted Wii. Sounds like a sex move.|
The teen, who went under the same social media user or name (or a variation of it), would also retaliate by posting a target’s parents’ dates of birth, and social insurance and credit card numbers on the web, and had pizza which they had not ordered delivered to their home.
On Sept. 16, 2014, after she repeatedly rejected him, the teen called the Tucson police to prompt a swat of her home, claiming he had shot his parents with an AR15 rifle, had bombs and would kill the police if he saw any marked vehicles.
Wearing a sweatsuit, no shoes and shackles on his ankles, the teen smirked but showed little emotion during the proceeding, though often flipped his hair, drummed his fingers on his knees or pumped his leg quickly.
|As you can see...|
“People think it’s just a comic foreground and hit the shutter in a carefree manner,” he said. “But I want my photos taken with care.”
|Don't see what the point is though, because he just wins.|
“There are numerous comic foregrounds in Japan. You can find all kinds of settings and designs,” he said. “I never get tired of them.”
|Insert you next to Mario.|
|"Hey, it's the first of the month...so grab your insulin and come on..."|
|There's a man inside that.|
|Tell me you couldn't replace the "2015" with "1987" and have it not work.|
Is Huell still waiting for someone to come back for him?
Yes, sadly he’s waiting morosely on that sofa, looking like a lost puppy… [Laughs] No. It’s likely that Agent Van Oster keeps in touch with DEA headquarters. So when he learns Gomez and Hank have gone missing, he would in short order tell his superiors what they were up to. Within a matter of hours, really not that many in story time, Huell will be taken back to HQ. They’ll question him, find out what he knows — which isn’t much — and he’ll be let out on the street. Right now, he’s doing what Huell does best, whatever that is. He’s out and about as a free man.
“I screamed as much as I could and made myself very big,” he told Sundsvall Tidning,a Swedish-language newspaper. “I have seen in the past how even cranes have chased bears by folding up their wings.”
|Once the bear saw the size of his balls, it knew it was time to retreat.|
“This couch gag plays like a full-fledged mini-episode,” said The Simpsons creator and executive producer Matt Groening. “It’s going to be a real treat for fans of The Simpsons, fans of Rick and Morty, and fans of animated belching.”
“We are honored and blown away to be a part of The Simpsons,” said Rick and Morty co-creator and executive producer Justin Roiland. “If I could go back in time and tell myself that this would happen, I’d be like ‘No way, Jose!’ I simply can’t believe it. I think we might all be living in some kind of massive computer simulation to be honest. Look up simulation theory. That would explain how this happened.”That's it. It’s canon now: Rick’s spit has invaded the Simpsons’ universe. And as for the dynamic duo of ridiculousness that is Rick and Morty. We’ll get to see more of these two and their scifi shenanigans on July 26th on Adult Swim.
|Never before has the word "D'oh!" been more appropriate.|
|Representation of me right now.|
|Waka waka to you!|
“About two years ago, Danny started collaborating on the potential to make ‘Trainspotting 2,’ another sequel,” says Garland. “In that conversation, an idea for ’28 Months’ arrived. I had a funny idea. I had a sort of weird idea that popped into my head. Partly because of a trip I’d taken. I had this thought, and I suggested it to Andrew and Danny, but I also said I don’t want to work on it. I don’t really want to play a role, and Andrew said, ‘Leave it to me.’ So he’s gone off and is working on it.“
Garland continues, “The rights to ‘28 Days’ were frozen, effectively, because they were shared between Danny [Boyle], [producer] Andrew [McDonald], myself, and Fox. After the second one, none of us really wanted to do another. Fox may or may not have, I don’t know.”If you are a fan of the first two movies, and you should be because they are both awesome, this is exciting news. Garland is an excellent director, and if you need proof of that, go see his latest film Ex Machina. Until then though, let's all speculate on who will be running away screaming this time.
|No one else has tattoos this stupid. (Please don't kill me.)|
|"I'd like the premium ingredients please..." "Anchovies?" *sigh* "No. I meant the cocaine."|
After putting a wiretap on the phone of the pizzeria, Cucino a Modo Mio, agents searched shipments of the cassava bound for the Gigliottis’ wholesale-produce warehouse. In October 2014, they found 40 kilograms of cocaine inside cardboard boxes of cassava, and in December, they found an additional 15 kilograms inside the boxes.
Some of that cocaine was headed for Italy, according to a news release from the United States attorney for the Eastern District of New York, where there was a “narcotics distribution ring allegedly operating in Calabria on behalf of the U.S. defendants.”
|Just like that time I got two extra free chicken nuggets!|
“He tried for cocaine and they both looked at each other and he goes, ‘Oh my goodness, its high quality cocaine,’” Rodriguez told KENS 5.