Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Axl And Slash Are Reuniting Quite Possibly For Real

After months of increasingly loud rumors, now the most surprising non-surprising thing is officially official: A version of Guns N’ Roses featuring Axl Rose and Slash will tour next year.

Ben and Jerry, Lucy and Desi, Tom and Jerry (lots of Jerry's here), Jerry and Neuman, and now Axl and Slash will once again be added to the pantheon of best duos around.

Or will they...

It may happen, but it will most certainly not look like this.

Billboard confirms via “multiple sources” that GNR will headline both weekends of Coachella in April followed by “as many as 25 football stadiums in North America in the summer of 2016.” GNR are also expected to be one of the first bands to play the new Las Vegas Arena, which opens 4/6. These shows would mark Rose and Slash’s first performances together since 7/17/93. Reps for the band and Coachella have not returned requests for comment, but it seems safe to get stoked. (Or not.)

This will either go two ways:


  1. It will happen and probably be cool in a nostalgic way
  2. It will almost happen, and Slash will realize how much he hates Axl still, and everything will explode into a way that only Guns N Roses feuds can.
Either way, it'll probably be cool.

Remember, Axl can't sing, Slash doesn't drink, and neither of them have done anything cool in multiple decades.  That said, this is some NEWS.

CUE THE REGGAE!



Oh yeah.

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