Thursday, October 8, 2015

Of Course China Has The World's Worst Traffic Jams

A nation of over 4 billion people is here in the news today to remind you, that no matter how much you may stress over your morning/evening commute, it could always be worse.  How much worse?

This much worse:

Ah, another cool aerial view of the Toyota plant parking lot.  Wait, this is a freeway? Oh boy...

Welcome to China, where the jam in "traffic jam" refers to the overwhelming urge you will get to jam a sharp metal object directly into your brain after realizing the utterly hopeless car situation you have found yourself in.

Hell. Pain. Agony. Anger. Madness. To the point where you just start punching your steering wheel and try to rip off your car’s roof and scream until your forehead and neck veins burst and then cry like a crazy person. That’s what it must feel like going through this insane traffic jam just outside of Beijing, China. A checkpoint on the other side of the toll booth caused this ridiculousness to happen.

Watch how horrible it was in the video below. This is what the end of the world looks like.

First thought, this makes my eye twitch just looking at it.  Second thought, hey USA, can we get some 45 lane highways up in this piece? 

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