Monday, September 28, 2015

Man Tries To Burn Spider And Sets Everything Else On Fire

Recently, a man attempted to kill a spider after noticing it while he was filling his car at a gas station. This is for many of us and understandable impulse. So, you may ask yourself, did he reach for a paper towel? Or a book he might have had inside the vehicle? Nope. He had real spider murder on his mind.  The kind of insect murder that is so fierce, the kind of spider hate that is so crystal clear, that you are willing to take yourself out just to smoke that eight-legged freak.

So naturally he tried to burn it.  With a lighter.  At a gas station.  While he was getting gas.

The incident took place at a gas station in Detroit’s Center Line. An employee, Susan Adams, hit the gas automatic stop button and called the fire department, although the man grabbed a fire extinguisher and put out the flames before firefighters arrived.

According to Fox 2, the man came back the next day to fill up again.

“He was sorry,” Adams said. “He was sorry, he said he didn’t know. It is just one of those things that happen—stupidity.”

Don't be so sorry dumb man, because you just made all of our days.

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