Most (small) cats are averse to having a bath (not big ones though, tigers be chillin' in water all day) that you need to give them. They whine, they try to run even covered with soap, and generally they look at you with a large amount of disdain and disbelief.
However, no cat hates water so much that they become possessed by a water demon when the faucet gets turned on. Possessed so much that they gain the power of human speech. No cat, except for this one:
Cat videos, always good for a slow news day.
Somebody invent a machine that dry cleans cats. Then we all will be living better for it.