Friday, August 28, 2015

Now The Earth Is Just Swallowing People

And it came to pass, as he had made an end of speaking through all these blogs, that the ground clave asunder that was under them, the Associated Press reports. And the earth opened her mouth, and swallowed them up, and their bus stop, and all the men (and women) that were waiting at the bus stop in the northeastern Chinese city of Harbin, and all their goods, including a bus sign.

They, and all that appertained to them, went alive down into the pit, and the earth did not, in this case, close upon them, nor did they perish from the congregation, but rather, four of the people sustained minor injuries to their feet, legs, arms, and shoulders, but were mostly okay, the whole thing having been captured on video by a nearby noodle shop’s surveillance camera, according to local station Heilongjiang Television.




Great.  Now I have another reason to never leave my house.  Thanks Chinese ground.

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