Friday, August 21, 2015

Mother Nature Says Fuck Delta

On Tuesday, our Earth Mother once again demonstrated her passionate opinions about #brands, smiting a Delta 737 as it waited for takeoff at Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson Airport.

Get fucked plane!

Speaking to CNN, Delta spokesperson Morgan Durrant confirmed that the plane suffered the wrath of Mother Nature's ass-kicking, but said no one on board was injured by the fiery manifestation of electric storm rage.

In video if you please:

“Aircraft design allows lightning bolts to be safely redirected,” Durrant told the news network.

Even the most sophisticated airline, however, will never escape the clouds no matter how high you fly.

In other news, lightning is still hella cool.

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