Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Cop And Baby Skunk With Yogurt Cup On Head For President

In the coming year, a number of both experienced legislators and relative neophytes will ask for your support as they seek election as President of United States.  The already crowded field on both sides seems to not be able to weather yet another pair of candidates.  However, I beseech you America, for you have not yet seen what is truly possible in a presidential ticket. There are truly, only one pair who deserve your vote: Cop and baby skunk with yogurt cup on head.

They just have the right platform.

Sure, it’s true, neither cop (Rochester Police Officer Merlin Taylor) nor baby skunk with yogurt cup on head (“Skunky”) have filed the necessary paperwork to formally run for the office. Indeed, Taylor and Skunky have yet to even suggest their candidacy in an unofficial capacity.

But still...

I think you'll make the right decision as citizens of this great nation when the time comes.

Skunky/Taylor 2016.

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