Friday, July 3, 2015

Remember Your Firework Safety With This Hilarious Government Safety Video

Do you love watching fireworks? What about watching fireworks that blow the shit out of poor, unsuspecting mannequins?  Well you have some interesting tastes, and you are also very much in luck. Boy, have we got a treat for you.

It's the Fourth of July weekend here in the U.S.A., and that means we are about to all exercise our rights to buy gunpowder filled treats, and use them to explode things.  It is probably somewhere in the Constitution.  At least in the preamble or something.

Enjoy your fucking chiseled features now you lily white suckas!  HA HA HA HA!
Just in time for The United States best holiday where we blow everything up while eating hotdogs. The Consumer Product Safety Commission recently conducted their annual fireworks safety demonstration on the National Mall in Washington, D.C. And just like past safety demonstrations, it’s more hilarious than frightening. Really, it is the best. 

Okay, it’s a little bit frightening, but really only if you are a mannequin. Below you will find the super-cut of the original video down to just the most explosive parts.




USA! USA! USA!

Remember everyone, your working hands are better than watching an explosion of light for a few seconds.  Just drink beer and leave it to other folks.

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