That's what this week has taught us. Never hold your heroes too high, in fact maybe kill your heroes, because if you are foolish enough to worship a dude in yellow boots and a bandana, it will come back to bite you.
After all, there really is only one person in tights you should idolize, and he has great sunglasses:
|Also a great cowboy hat collection.|
I leave you with some good music, and a reason why Macho Man was, is, and always will be the G.O.A.T.
An existential samurai tale for the modern sad man. That is the best, and only way I can describe the visual to one of the most squelching, lovesick song on the mini-album. It's great in all ways, and you should go ahead and watch it now.
There are very few people in this world who can make deep slacking look glamourous. Also, that house full of Vile clones would be the most chill house in the world.
Gangrene f/Action Bronson
This joke was funnier the first time when Jackass did it, but it's still pretty funny now. And the music accompaniment is much better than before, that's for sure.
It is impossible, nigh unpossible for this man to do anything that isn't a home run. Seriously, he is so good right now, he has me using non-words to help describe him.
There should be a falcon in every music video.
That's it for now. See you next week you macho folks.