Thursday, June 25, 2015

House Cat Sends Nosy Bear Packing

On Sunday, an Alaska house cat had a clear message for a nosy black bear, telling the interloper (in the universal language of clawing), “Hey, big guy, get lost!

“’O-lee,” added someone, “shit!”

“She’s really such a fraidy-cat most of the time, I don’t know what got into her,” owner Darlis Elliott later told KTUU. “We were all really surprised that she lunged at him, but we were more surprised that it scared him enough to fall of the porch.”

Elliot says the bear—who can obviously tell when he’s not wanted—hasn’t been seen around since.

Fucking A.  Nobody needs a nosy bear in their life.  Get that cat some nip, she deserves to get high after that triumph of spirit.

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