Ice cream. It is one of the best pleasures in life. It's cool, its sweet, and it is pretty much impossible to be mad while holding an ice cream cone. I would be confident in saying there is probably a scientific study out there that backs this notion up.
However, just like scientific studies, there always has to be an outlier. This particular outlier is a woman who is obviously insane. A woman so angry that even a delicious cool treat cannot do anything but fuel her burning rage for everything and everyone on the earth.
Sprinkles are a bad ice cream topping that certainly aren’t worth throwing a tantrum over. Alas, this is a lesson learned too late by the woman who was nearly arrested on Saturday in a Michigan ice cream parlor.
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According to Mason County, Michigan, sheriff Kim Cole, a woman and a man walked into an ice cream store Saturday evening and ordered two ice creams. Upon receiving her order, the woman began screaming at the clerk over a perceived sprinkles slight. The tantrum was so intense that the terrified employee called 911.
“The clerk called police because the customer was upset because she didn’t have enough sprinkles,” Cole told the Muskegon Chronicle.
When the woman’s friend attempted calm her down, she allegedly tried to punch him. Both fled the store before police arrived. The clerk has decided not to press charges.
Woman, whoever you are out there...you are surely an asshole. All that employee was there to do was bring you joy through milk and sugar, and you had to ruin it over something so stupid it is nigh unbelievable. Congratulations, you are the Asshole of The Week.
Fuck yourself very much.