Well one man did. He took his slow computer and said, "NO MORE," cocked his handgun, started dumping, and terminated that bitch with extreme prejudice.
|Coincidentally this is also how Hillary Clinton got rid of her emails.|
The LA Times reports (via Daily Dot) that Colorado man Lucas Hinch has been given a citation by local cops after taking his PC—which had been giving him blue screens—outside and literally executing it, pumping eight rounds into the side of the computer with his 9mm handgun.
The police logs say Hinch “was fed up with fighting his computer for the last several months.” If you were wondering if it was worth it, he told the LA Times “It was glorious. Angels sung on high.”
I bet they did.
Sending all those electronics on the streets a message. Better act right and come correct, or the last thing you'll hear are the shells falling.