Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Did Dennis Quaid Lose His Mind On Set? (Yes)

If this video is to be believed — and in 2015, the skepticism cup runneth over — Dennis Quaid has a serious anger problem. Allegedly taken during the filming of an unnamed movie, the succinctly-named “DENNIS QUAID FREAK OUT” shows Quaid as he “freaks out and storms off set.”

Basically, he goes full Randy Quaid. If you can’t watch the short clip due to its NSFW audio, here’s a taste of the monologue:

“I am acting here, and this dickhead wanders onto my set … Don’t f*cking Dennis me … I’m a pro, this is the most unprofessional set I have ever been on! … This is horsesh*t! … I’ve got these f*cking zombies over here that I have to look at, I have a bunch of p*ssies staring at me … Blow me!”

In his defense, if you've never left a room whilst yelling "BLOW ME!" to someone, you should really try it at least one time.

Long gone are the days when we believed videos like this to be real, so even if this tantrum is genuine, Quaid will largely be safe from scorn. Personally, it feels good that Quaid gets to let it all out after watching a whole movie of him getting shit on by everybody (looking at you Any Given Sunday)

The conversation will be almost entirely about whether the video is a Kimmel-y prank. And for once, I actually hope that it is: Not only would it mean Quaid isn’t a total psycho, it would also mean he’s capable of acting the hell out of a grade-A freakout.

Casting directors, make sure you keep an eye on this one.

Regardless, we all get something out of it fake or not.  We get the excellent new insult that we all get to use.  Now go on out there and call everybody you see Dopey the Dick.  Thanks God Quaid.

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