|Everyone also wants one of those hats.|
It's the best theme to one of the best shows ever made, that when you go back and watch still decades later, holds up. Just go watch the episode where Carlton gets shot and try not to cry. It's impossible not to open those waterworks. There is also a reason why every teen right now can do the Carlton dance upon prompting.
Now for the theme. It's the theme for a show starring the two people (let's never forget DJ Jazzy Jeff lest we be struck down) who perform it, and I am not saying it's the best song of all time but...
I am saying that the song should replace "The Star Spangled Banner" at baseball games and should be added to United States citizenship tests.
That said, some beautiful motherfucking patriot brought our nation's greatest recorded anthem to live TV with this prank call to C-SPAN. Now, he could have just started speeding through the lyrics as soon as they asked what his question was, but he didn't. He played it cool. And as a result, he got almost an entire verse of the song out before being cut off.
God bless you, sir, for bravely going farther than any man has in history, for reaching the uncharted territories, for daring to dream. So go crank the Big Willie Style, release a bald eagle, and chug some shitty domestic beers...it's time to celebrate!