Wednesday, March 4, 2015

"Are You Ready to Die?" Whispers Weasel To One Unlucky Woodpecker

The animal kingdom is, to the delight of web users riding the dot-com wave, full of photographic evidence of disparate species getting along. "#relationshipgoals," one might tag a photo of lion hugging a man; "me and bae," you might say about a dog cuddling a cat. A weasel and a woodpecker? Save this one...FOR YOUR ENEMIES!

Just stay calm...just keep it calm....JESUS CHRIST I AM DEAD!

The rare photograph was captured by photographer Martin Le-May when he heard a "strangled, distressed squawking" and saw a "flash of green" as he and his wife walked through a park in Greater London. The photo has made its rounds on the net today, as clearly it is worth sharing. This is not how loving animals treat one another!

The BBC spoke with Dr. Stuart Marsden, a reader in Conservation Ecology at Manchester Metropolitan University, who said that weasels are "really vicious and clever." Iolo Williams, a naturalist, then went on to add this detail about weasels: "I've seen them taking fully grown rabbits."

Good luck in the afterlife, woodpecker.

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