If you crashed your expensive Lamborghini with no license plates and then abandoned it on a Texas highway this weekend, good news! The cops found it and they just have a couple questions, no big deal!
|I am sure they just want to know how much it costs.|
Cops discovered the $200,000 (never mind) vehicle, which I guess I would take, you know, if no one's going to claim it, on the side of the Dallas North Tollway early Sunday morning. There were no plates on the vehicle, but an "exotic rental company" called Exotic Skittles claims it's one of theirs.
The mysterious driver reportedly smashed the car into a wall before abandoning it. Which in their assumptive defense, abandoning a car is probably much less of a crime than crashing one while you are most certainly hammered.
Cops say they're still unraveling the motor mystery. And yes, I have a theory, but honestly, the Dallas PD really has to show it wants my help for me to even consider getting involved.