|Firm, like a horn up your asshole.|
Benjamin Miller, a 20-year-old Georgia resident, was celebrating at the Carnaval del Toro in Ciudad Rodrigo, Spain when he reportedly set out running alongside what turned out to be quite the aggressive bull. A photographer on scene documented the goring, which left Miller with serious injuries to his thighs, ahem...sphincter...and back muscles.
|Please do something else to help me. That is not working.|
"It's not the worst injury I've seen, but it's the biggest goring wound I've ever had to operate on," surgeon Enrique Crespo told reporters after performing a three-hour operation on Miller, who is now reportedly in intensive care.
|Rectum? Damn near killed him!|
Don't run with the bulls folks. Or if you do, wear some chain-mail underwear.