Thursday, January 22, 2015

Men Beware: Science Reveals The Easiest Way To Break Your Penis

Ask any man you know about "penile fracture" and they will, before passing out, let you know that it is indeed very possible to break your penis.  And like most things that are awful, it most often it happens at one of the most enjoyable times, in the bounds of love making.

"I really want to...but I am also terrified."

However, thanks to some wonderful Brazilian scientists, we now know the most dangerous way to make love with regards to the risk of penis injury. Turns out, If you’re one of those types who complains about the classic missionary position, you might also be a huge risk taker and not even know it.

The clearly important (to anyone with a hangdown) study out of Brazil has cited missionary as the least dangerous of all the sexual positions when it comes to the dreaded “penile fracture,” perhaps the most painful and humiliating of all bedroom injuries. The most dangerous? Another staple: woman on top, i.e., “Cowgirl.”

Let's have science explain:

“Scientists say this may be because the woman controls the penis with her entire body weight landing on it and is unable to interrupt it when it suffers a ‘wrong way penetration’. The harm is usually minor for her and with no pain – but major in the penis.”

Much like a relationship eh?  One partner hurts the other, and they don't even know it.  Although with this particular situation, it will be pretty evident due to the ear-piercing screams of pain.

50 percent of the men who reported to the hospital with a cracked cock said that they (make sure you are sitting down fellas) actually heard it break, and felt pain immediately after.  Really?  Pain you say? 

So gentlemen, next time your lady wants to try something new and exciting in the bedroom, just say okay...but remind them...that they need to possibly factor in a round of emergency surgery. 

The indignity of this potential injury is never too great for a little wet slappin' in the dark, just be prepared.

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