You then decide to dedicate your life to obtaining one million dollars for which to buy a giant Japanese robot.
|Hey, it might even be on sale by that time.|
For a long time now you can get whatever you need on Amazon's increasing list of products available, and now that list apparently includes giant ridiculous robots. And if you don't need a giant robot, you aren't living life right.
This monstrosity, which looks like a cross between an ED-209 and a Transformer, is named Kuratas and of course, it comes from Japan. Kuratas can freely move around, fire off bottle rockets and fireworks and has 6,000 round-per-minute BB-gun, which is controlled by the user’s smile. Yes, you read that last part right.
The future, ladies and gentle men, is now.
Hold your breath, because here are some videos:
Kuratas can be custom built and costs 120 million yen, or a little over one million American greenbacks.
Before you ask, no it is not available for Super Saver Shipping. Thanks for nothing Amazon Prime.