Bringing that non-denominational holiday cheer in the spirit of Christmas all up in yo ass.
We're like the Sunday leisure article version of Johnny Football, only more handsome, popular, successful, and also of above average height.
|So not much like him at all...|
Excitement! Internet videos! Leisure time!
Ah, the black and white negative, blank-background negative-space music video aesthetic: long making musicians look cool. Did us all some good through the 80's all the way to the 21st century. May it continue to make them look cool for years and years to come.
There are many many good reasons for every music video to be filmed inside of a doggy daycare. In fact, there is just about one reason I could even think of not to do it. Everyone involved would just look too weird in the video because of their constant huge smiles.
Sometimes you just watch a video and you think to yourself, "Man, I need to figure out how to rhyme words together, or make electronic music, so I too can wear a hockey mask on film and swing a flaming baseball bat, and it won't be weird." What more is there to say. It's Joey BA, so you already know the rhymes are gonna be tight.
Don't get me wrong, I like the Foo Fighters as much as anybody. However, sometimes I wonder...what would they sound like if Dave Grohl gave up that conquering the world sound and instead just went whole hog on his influences without a care in the world. Just fully embraced the old metal and punk stuff that we all know he loves. Well, I don't have to wonder about that anymore, because we already have that band. Ladies and gents, TORCHE.
This video is chock full of late 80's/early 90's music video nods, which if you can even recognize a portion of is a treat. Even if you don't it doesn't really matter. The current king of modern video making has made another masterpiece of incredibly unique media. The best.
Sean Penn, Javier Bardem, and Ray Winstone?! Did I also mention tha mother fuckin' god IDRIS ELBA?!? There is no possible way that this movie will be bad. Not a single solitary way.
Why Aliens Probably Exist
Well, good to have that one off the old mind docket. No need to think about that one anymore.
12 Foods You Can Smoke Out Of
Sure, you have a job now. Sure things are going fine for you now...Just saying though, there's a reason why bookmarks were invented...
Evolution With Emoji
Here you go Millennials. This way you can figure it out easy. Thanks Bill.
Roller Coaster House Tour
Well, at least you know they won't forget your house...
See you all next week ya goobers!
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