That can be the only explanation for what happened in Hong Kong this past Wednesday.
|Well, Santa or gross incompetence...|
Dozens of Hong Kong motorists and pedestrians rushed to grab loads of money after an armored truck's doors opened by accident on a busy road, spilling about 4.5 million US dollars in HK$500 notes (US$65) on Christmas Eve, reports the South China Morning Post. Check out all those frantic bastards.
Police has asked the people of Wan Chai, Hong Kong, to return the money, but the people of Wan Chai are all like, "Excuse me? Umm...no way, man."
But the police is like, "come on man, that's not cool at all. Give us the money back!" They have already arrested two taxi passengers—a 43-year-old man and a 36-year-old woman. So far, the police have been able to find HK$5.69 million (US$733,256) on the road and elsewhere, says the South China Morning Post:
We found the money stored under the bed at their homes and they admitted they took the money on Gloucester after getting off the taxi they were in.
Christmas miracle my ass.