Tuesday, November 11, 2014

One Child Lives The Dream Of Everyone By Blowing Up A Building

Little kids are so lucky.  They get to do so many cool things by plying their inherent cuteness to the masses.  Now one child has taken it to the limit.  One lucky four-year-old has lived the one dream that every single human being shares.

That's right.  Young DJ Pitts has blown up a building.

He pushed the button.  We all want to push the button.

Pitts, who had been a patient at the Children's Healthcare of Atlanta hospital, was selected as the chief implosion controller for the Executive Park Motor Hotel, where CHOA will expand its facilities after the implosion mess is cleaned up. 

In the clip below, you can see Pitts holding a cartoonishly large button controller that triggered the 19-story building's collapse, inciting envy in every direction.  The only thing that would have made it better?  If he did it with one of these:

Then a huge rock fell on him, but he was totally okay afterwards.

The hotel had been standing since the 1970's, but it only took 20 seconds and one cool kiddo and this puppy became rubble:

Now, somebody get to work putting a cartoon face and arms on this thing.  The Internet demands it.

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