Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Drunk Man Eats DWI Results And Somehow Still Is In Trouble

I don't know, get me drunk and I may agree that this was a good idea.

That idea, by a drunk man facing trouble, was to destroy the results of his DWI, the quickest and easiest way available at the time: by eating the papers.

"DWI results?" *mouth full* "What results?"

Instead of somehow totally working, he now faces multiple charges after being arrested in Tarrytown, New York.

According to the AP, New York state police stopped 40-year-old Kenneth Desormes, of Greenwich, Connecticut, when he was speeding on Interstate 95 at 5:30 a.m. on Sunday morning. He was reportedly arrested after police spoke to him and determined he was intoxicated.

Desormes was then taken to the state police barracks in Tarrytown, where he quickly came up with and put his plans into motion, drunken motion.  While he watched his results of the test slowly print, he quickly tried to eat them.  No evidence here, thus no crime.  It was downright mastermind type of stuff.

Sadly, his plan was foiled when somebody saw the drunk man clearly trying to shove all the paper coming out of the printer into his mouth. AP reports he was charged with "driving while intoxicated, obstructing governmental administration, and criminal tampering."

It's okay though, all he needs is to just get his hands on those court documents...

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