Someone just threw two red smoke bombs into the restaurant I was eating in. Eyes are burning. #NYCWHAT
— rose mcgowan (@rosemcgowan) October 10, 2014
|They hated Planet Terror...|
"I saw him come out," restaurant manager Anthony Curko told the New York Post, "it was like Ninja Turtles."
Well, what was it exactly? Was it like Ninja Turtles? Or was it actually Ninja Turtles? An important distinction to make, particularly since the attack occurred within New York City.
Others however, jumped to equally ridiculous assumptions:
Long Island native Kay Maygothling disagreed with Curko's turtle hypothesis, telling CBS2,"First thought was ISIS with everything going on."
According to police, the suspect was wearing a baseball cap and American flag t-shirt. Which would make him a very inept and very ironic terrorist. Now, that said, the Ninja Turtles have been known to wear baseball caps...