Thursday, October 16, 2014

Hero Cat Saves World From Another Dumb Ukelele Cover

The video you will experience below is one where the human featured in it will have you believe that her cat is an asshole.  This is simply not true, for at least two reasons:


  1. This woman is in the video in the process of recording the 146 trillionth stupid fucking ukelele covers.  Perhaps one of the most unoriginal and lame things to do with your time, clearly rendering her judgement questionable at best.
  2. The cat in question in effect ends this said recording simply by being a cat, who hates other animals doing anything around it that could mess up an opportunity to sleep.  Thus the cat simultaneously both saves us from another boring video, and does something cool for a cat.


The song in question is, I am told, "that dentists in the dark song."  This sounds stupid already.  Added to that fact that it is being performed on a uke, the lamest of all stringed instruments and one that if it must be used should only be used to play songs like this one.

...and then fucking smash it.

So no, random grey long haired cat, you are not an asshole.  You are a true American hero and a crusader for justice and efficient time management.  You do not suffer ukeleles or the people who try to record themselves using one, and for that we all salute you.

You are a champion of taste and quality in a Vance Joy's "Riptide" world. The cat is the reason this video lasts 30 seconds instead of three-and-a-half minutes, which already makes him more likable than most people.

Check it out:





Well done.  Well done.


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