Charlie Sheen Allegedly Pulled A Knife On His Dentist

Reread that headline.  Now, imagine if you will that you were in fact Charlie Sheen.  Only base your imaginary personality on what you have seen in the news throughout the past few years.

Being that you are now in the right mind-state here is your question: Does that seem like something that former winner, Taco Bell connessiour, Cincinnati Reds fan, and drug enthusiast Charles Sheen would do?

The answer is yes.  It is clearly yes.

The actor is being investigated for allegedly threatening his dentist with a knife. A dental technician told police Sheen was high on cocaine and flipped out while she was trying to administer nitrous oxide.  What I can understand is getting upset, and the case of Sheen, using that anger to pull a knife.  He is Sheen after all.  What is baffling, is that the reason he got mad was because he didn't want drugs?!

Now here's where things get appropriate levels of Charlie Sheen fucked up.

She says the actor, who now stars in something called Anger Management (which is ironic!) punched her in the face. After she left the room, Sheen allegedly pulled a knife on his dentist.

The technician claims Sheen's bodyguard told her the actor was "high on rock cocaine,"according to TMZ.  A piece of information that he, despite being a bodyguard, who is probably strong or physically imposing, could not or would not do anything about.

TMZ reports the LAPD is actively investigating the incident, and considering charging Sheen with battery for the alleged punch and assault with a deadly weapon for the alleged knife incident. The status of Sheen's abscess, for which he was reportedly seeking treatment that day, is unknown.

Gossip Cop points out that Sheen has a history with knives, having pleaded guilty to a 2009 assault on his then-wife, Brooke Mueller, that allegedly involved a knife. He served his 30-day sentence in rehab.

Production on Anger Management was recently halted after Sheen turned up with a facial injury that required stitches. A rep said he accidentally dove into the shallow end of his swimming pool.

Come on man, just do your drugs like a good boy.  Leave the knives at home.  Well, that's not a good idea either.  Just...throw all your knives away.

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