When you walk in the world of the Internet, you expect things that are amazing, often will probably be fake. It's how the good people at Snopes make their living, and after much suspicion it looks as if yet again we were fooled.
Jasmine Tridevil, the ironically named woman who was rumored to have three boobs after an elective surgery, is probably faking it all. We all had our suspicions about the three-boob lady's third boob, and now it appears that the worst is true: the third breast, TMZ reports, is not a true implant, but a mere prosthetic.
|Never trust three boobs and a smile.|
The hot boob scoop came from a police report filed in connection with Tridevil (real name Alisha Hessler) at the Tampa International Airport. According to the report, Hessler/Tridevil's bag was stolen from a luggage conveyor and eventually recovered. Listed among the bag's contents, alongside a hairbrush, clothing, and stiletto heels, the smoking boob was found: a "3 breast prosthesis."
The dream is over. You were too beautiful for this world, extra boob. Hang your heads in sadness, and go watch Total Recall. I promise you'll feel better after you "get your ass to Mars."