|Um...no thanks...I am good.|
Like a bad dream, iPhone users woke up to a U2 record that came not only without explanation, but without a clear means of deletion. How, you may ask, did they respond? Not well:
U2's album is this generations AOL disc
— netw3rk (@netw3rk) September 15, 2014
For years now Apple has operated under a dubious reality distortion mentality- whereby they operate as if they know what's best for the consumer, regardless of what that consumer actually wants. They were right about ditching keyboards, they were very wrong about U2.
However, unlike the STD you caught after that one night stand, U2 will not be permanently sticking around on your phone. Recode reports Apple is now humanely providing instructions to delete the music, which was automatically inserted as part of an iPhone 6 promo.
Sorry Bono, but you can fuck right the hell off.