His name is Gary Dudek, he is 54 years-old, and over two years he stole $350,000 of human skin.
|When reached for comment he replied, "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."|
We should probably end right there but things need to get more creepy unfortunately.
Dudek worked as a sales rep for a medical company that supplied the hospital with skin grafts, that is human skin grafts of course. This position gave him an "open purchase order" to order skin for the facility. An advantageous position for someone who would want to start a human skin collection.
The jig was up after a financial audit this past January though, when the Mercy hospital discovered he had ordered hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of unauthorized...skin...that never made it to the hospital.
Investigators believe that Dudek repeatedly stole the skin grafts, which to reiterate are human skin -between November 2011 and July 2013.
Dudek was caught twice on surveillance cameras taking the skin grafts from the hospital and putting them in his car. Which would certainly have made for an interesting conversation if he had been pulled over.
Police don't know his motives as of yet, but they suspect he was planning to sell the skin and collect the commission. Now sit back and imagine what you think to be worse: That people would steal skin to sell on some sort of body part black market, or the fact that there is a black market for human body parts.
Dudek's lawyer believes the hospital should be suing instead of pursuing a criminal case against his client. His lawyer to NBC News:
"If Mercy Hospital has suffered losses and they can be deemed to be as a result of Mr. Dudek's actions then perhaps a civil suit could have been initiated. But to take this into the criminal arena against a man who has been nothing but hard-working and law-abiding his entire life is a bit draconian, in my view."
Stealing donated human skin that could be used to help injured people so that you can make money eh?
It doesn't much even need to be said at this point, but congratulations Gary Dudek, you are the Asshole of The Week. You have simultaneously succeeded in being both a criminal, and an absolute mega-creep.
Fuck you Gary, fuck you very much.
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