|Tell these jokers FDR. God damn right.|
Miley CyrusI really never thought that in my totally awesome video dump article that is Funday, I would ever end up featuring a Miley Cyrus video. To tell you the truth I never actually thought about it, because if I spent all day thinking about what videos I would never think about including my brain would implode upon itself and then where would we be? Without a Funday at all, that's where. This song was originally meant for Rihanna, but she passed on it. Think about that while you watch it. Then also think about how ridiculous the video is. Finally after a few hours, reflect on why you cannot stop playing it over and over. Then you will have lived in my shoes my friend.
I bet that MIA smells really good, and surprisingly so. You know, she seems like the kind of lady that is so cool and fashionable that she may just pop on that vinyl jacket straight out of the refuse bin and/or thrift shop bin. So even though you look at her videos and jam to her songs, and imagine hanging out with her, you in the back of your mind think that she may smell a little funky. Not bad, but just like a sweater you pulled out of your grandma's suitcase in storage, that kind of mothball funk. But then you do meet her and get to hang out and do something cool like ride motorcycles in the Sahara together. As she goes in for the introductory hug you get a whiff and your preconceptions are shattered, and you realize you should've known all along she would smell like a delicious mixture of angels eating cotton candy whilst being dipped in Chanel No. 5, and you resign never to make preconceptions ever again.
The only thing in this video that is not cool is the camera man falling off his bike at the end, and although technically it is cool that he not only caught it on film but didn't smash the camera, still bike wrecks are no laughing matter. One time I was carefree and careless riding my own bike through the parking lot of the apartment complex I lived at. I mention the careless and carefree part because one of my shoes had come untied somehow and I did nothing to correct it. This led to me watching the shoelace get tangled right in the gears and after falling like a buffoon, my shoe somehow became contorted due to the tightened shoelace, painfully twisting my ankle. If only I had a video camera, who knows what would have become of me?
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
I didn't even watch this video before I put it on here, I just knew it would be good. Sike! Now for the first 30 seconds or so all you are going to be thinking about is if I really did just put the video up without watching it. If I would just compromise Funday by not even caring enough if I even watch the stuff I post here which is supposed to be simply the things I saw this week that I liked. Which would of course require me to actually watch things. Or perhaps did I watch it all along and am just leading your mind down a maze of confusion?
If you don't know about this band then you should probably search all their videos. Anyway, a whole bunch of people think Yolandi, one half of Die Antwoord is super hot but don't have any clue as to why. Well this video will just confirm/continue to confuse them.
You might have said: "Hey, Action Bronson is a rapper, he should be on Sounds on this Funday you fool!" To which I would reply: "You better hurry up and watch this video before I find out who you are and come do to you what is done to someone in this video. You sucka." Also of note, he raps about doing a wrestling move, then approx. 2 seconds later does a wrestling move. If that's not keeping it real, I don't have a damn clue what is!
True Facts Mantis Shrimp
I cannot think of anything funny to say about this video, it already has all the funny things inside of it's runtime. Let me take a little break now and then okay? Creating this free content all damn day is making me very much need a cool lemonade.
Google Glass at NBA Draft
Inside the NBA Draft, let's get inside the NBA Draft. That's what all the talking heads on ESPN always try to do, but really they just point cameras at tall young men and then talk about things that no one could really know for sure and make predictions that are almost always wrong. You want to get inside the NBA Draft? Then slap some Google Glasses onto a draftee and go to town, also this might be the only time someone who is actually really talented at something has ever put on Google Glass. Google Glass is for assholes otherwise.
What's In That Coffee
Other than that life giving stimulant wonder that is caffeine, what is really inside that cup of black sex that you drink every morning, afternoon, and night? Thanks to Wired doing a study that has nothing to do with the subject matter of their magazine, now you can check it out. Turns out there is a bunch of stuff.
BOOM! Another fine Funday if I do say so myself. Maybe next time you will sit your ass down and be patient, let me make my Funday without any complications, eh? We will have to wait and see, but now you know at least who the bossman of Funday is. And knowing, is half the battle.